huge knockers

Giant breasts on a WOMAN. Ones you can juggfuck. No silicone, large naturals if you know what I mean.

That female has some huge knockers that I would like to do things to.

by Steven Michael SykeS July 30, 2006

douche knocker

Male version of skanky whore.

I caught that douche knocker Chris screwing around with the dirty hootchy-mama office slut!

by candy cane and no-more-nomah March 3, 2005

Bommy-knocker

A medieval flail or mace.

“Get me some bread, or I'll hit you with my bommy-knocker.”

by SomeShitlord September 21, 2017

Knee knocker

1) A term used by sailors for the jamb of a water-tight door. A water-tight door's opening is about 20 inches above walking surface.

2) A term used by hot-rod enthusiasts for after market items mounted to the bottom of a dashboard assembly. (ie. Tachometers, Nitrous Oxide switches, etc.)

If you can't lift a swab bucket over a knee knocker, you have no reason to be on my ship.

by Koakoa September 12, 2015

bought knockers

large, obviously fake breasts

The girl at the wine bar almost spilled my glass of chardonnay with her bought knockers!

by Missy ADK April 17, 2010

Wet Knocker

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.

Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.

Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!

by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006

Jizz-knocker

a girl who likes to drink sperm

Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker

by Matt098 June 16, 2008