klingon

Mos def the most annoying language known to man, spoken by these 'aliens' from Star Trek.

Trekkie: IHGGUfef
NORMAL GUY: *kill*

by Threnody January 12, 2005

klingon

Little round balls of shit that cling to your asshair

I had a load of grungy Klingons after I shit.

by schnorkles October 28, 2010

klingon

A ugly race of Alien from Star Trek

All of Jon from Localirc.net girlfriends

by smackhater August 14, 2004

Klingon

Toilet paper stuck to the pubic/anal hair

Dude, I'm done. You are never setting me up on a blind date again!! Thought you had made up for all those ugly girls! Then.... I had a close encounter with a Klingon while going down on Amber! Yuck!!!

by Bombay_Bomber September 25, 2011

Klingons

Those little balls of toilet paper that get stuck on your ass hairs when you wipe.

Damm, these Klingons are a pain in the ass.

by Bill December 3, 2004

klingon

A klingon refers to the pieces of shit that get "cling on" to your ass hairs. More commonly found on dogs and cats than humans.

Dude my dog has a massive klingon

by chinnerish October 3, 2009

Kliptonite

Mineral with unusual properties - Kliptonite is a strange formation of rock, found only around the site of a Klip appearance (see wordKlip/word). This complex mineral has varied and disturbing side effects which can enhance or debilitate superheros, especially those of the canine variety. Is commonly molded for use in weapons.

"The Klip wielded the Kliptonite enhanced Rocket Launcher with wild abandon."

by Morbius August 10, 2003