soup kitchen

parker a bitch n needs to shave

parker a soup kitchen

by parker2123 January 9, 2025

Soup Kitchen

Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).

Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.

by Assmaster74 January 10, 2022

Soup kitchen

An orgy which occurs when several young inbreds engage in anal sex in a white Lexus

Awwwww shit dirty inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my Lexus

by William Anderson December 6, 2022

gives more love than the soup kitchen

when a female/male fucks many guys/girls in a short amount of time

"Ole Bodashia over there gives more love than the soup kitchen, man."

by ReZzWrEcKaGe September 6, 2016

soup kitchen

When a group of young inbreds participate in anal sex in a white Lexus

Ahh fuck man Young inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my white Lexus

by William Anderson December 7, 2022

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

royal soup kitchen

hobos that have orgy's in abandoned cars

god damn they had a royal soup kitchen in my OG Prius yesterday night

by boxcutter014 September 20, 2019