jump kissed

When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.

I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.

by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2013

Kuma Kisser

A person who is attracted to Monokuma from Danganronpa or any other stuffed animal that resembles him, such as Monomi or Shirokuma.

Person 1: Monokuma’s kinda hot ngl

Person 2: LMAO you’re a kuma kisser

by Magic Plates February 20, 2021

grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!

Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008

troll kisses

The female equivalent of teabagging.

Susan put lipstick on her vag to make sure Gerald knew that she had given him troll kisses while he was sleeping.

by lovelyXassassin January 9, 2010

Tummy Kisses

When you pay a stripper and lay a U.S. American dollar in your lap, she blows on your genitals like blowing on a newborn baby.

"Hey, look at that stripper giving Teddy tummy kisses on his penis!"

by retar_ted November 9, 2012

Purple Kisses

1) The coined phrase made popular by Terius Nash aka (The-Dream) which makes references to lipstick smeared kisses all over one's body.

2) Kisses made with a sucking motion that leave hickey-like kiss marks

1)Girl I love when you give me purple kisses.

2)Dang girl, how am I supposed to go to work tomorrow with all these purple kisses all ova'?

by Hussman January 8, 2008

baby kisser

A politician (kissing babies was an old crowd-pleasing tactics once used by politicians).

by The Thinker June 21, 2003