retar_ted's definitions

Tummy Kisses

When a stripper blows on your genitals like you would someone's stomach.

"Teddy Pendergrass is getting tummy kisses on his dick by that stripper over there!"

by retar_ted December 13, 2012

Tummy Kisses

When you pay a stripper and lay a U.S. American dollar in your lap, she blows on your genitals like blowing on a newborn baby.

"Hey, look at that stripper giving Teddy tummy kisses on his penis!"

by retar_ted November 9, 2012