Illinois

The proper name of a very nice State, which is usually mis-pronounced as "ill-in-noise." It's actuall pronunciation is "ill-in-oy." People who mispronounce it in the presence of someone from that great State are usually in for a verbal and/or physical smack-down.

(1)Bob - "So, I hear you're from ill-in-noise, right?"

Gunny- "No, you cum-guzzling spunk-dumpster, I'm from ill-in-oy. What craptastic fucktard state are you from? Confusion?"

(2) "People from Illinois today launched a nationwide day of protest angainst cheesheads and other fucktards that commonly mis-pronounce the name of their great State."

by The Gunny January 27, 2007

illinois

probably one of the best places in america. theres chicago and the Downstate, and they're both awesome. illinois has everything, from the big city to the rolling farmlands, from the mississippi valley to the hills in the south, from the cliffs and bluffs in the northwest to the beaches in the northeast. from the extreme seasons to the fast drivers, and the endlessly booming suburbs. illinois is an amazing place to have your home in, and an awesome place to grow up. oh yeah, its POP, not soda or cola or any of that shit

illinois is my home, and i love it. and we're not all hicks, even if we're farmers!!

by a fat bastard August 27, 2008

barrington illinois

barrington illinois is one of the best towns out there, a lot of rich people.
though manyy pot smokers and cocaine users

barrington can be really boring though
also known to many as "borrington"

---20 miles or so from chicago---

do you guys know where barrington illinois is?
yah its in illinois about 20 miles from chicago i heard a lot of people smoke pot there.
hey man i live there and i am rich!

by l k June 21, 2006

Carterville Illinois

A small town that thinks it's a city. Residents tend to talk big and do nothing. The few usefull people of the area are made to carry the weight of the ignorant majority.

What is frequentlly said by people about carterville Illinois

I moved here to go to John A Logan, and got sucked dry.

I came here to go to SIU, and got stuck.

I am from Carterville, and love not living there anymore.

by indiartist March 9, 2011

Galesburg Illinois

A town full of teenage pregnancy, meth heads, and the wannabe from Chicago people.

I am from Galesburg Illinois, so pretty much Chicago.

by Hoedy January 20, 2021

Rockford, Illinois

Rockford is located in the central part of N. Illinois, it is the 3rd largest city in IL., with an est. population of 150,881. Roughly 25% are under 18 yrs, and 30% are 18-24 yrs. If you are between the ages of 25-44 you fall into about 23% of the pop. 45-64 yrs your looking at only about 13.5% of the pop. 35 yrs old is about the average overall age in Rockford, Il. This city is a pretty "cookie cutter" town that from what I feel is like Chicago's brother who is trying to be Chicago. Everytime you turn around people are talking about how they were just in Chicago the other day. Alot of people that I feel don't know who they really are. Manufacturing was huge in the 40's - 70's but has slowed down as the years go on. Job's are hard to find but not impossible. Property taxes are high, most of it goes to the public school system, public schools are rough, I went through them. Schools here are EXTREMLY mixed with different races and EVERYONE classified in one way shape or form. Prostitution, gangs and drugs are very, very big in this town. I am 28 yrs old and was born and raised here. I lived in the city of St. Louis for 3 yrs and it felt the same. Rockford works from sw-w to the east side. The further east / N. east you go, the better off, as far as gangs and outright on the streets drug dealing. Robberies of all kinds happen more in th center - east side. Top 3 nationalities, Mexicans, Blacks and Swedes. Like anything else in life, it's all in what you make of it.

Rockford, IllinoisChicago Midwest

by Midwest2 September 3, 2010

Joliet, Illinois

Chicago Jr. Less than an hour drive from the big city itself. Very racially diverse. Everyone assumes everyone is racist, but few people actually are. Everyone is a sarcastic comedian. F bombs everyone and no one cares. Truly a IDGAF kinda place.

Joliet, Illinois is racially diverse; everything is here but there's still nothing to do.

by tdkfcgoldco May 19, 2018