Kitchenista

A sassy cook such as wife, mother or friend that can cook up just about anything in her kitchen. She has fun and enjoys the entire process! a Kitchenista aims to impress!

Is sassy with her cooking attire.

OMG, she is such a Kitchenista

She has so much fun cooking, what a Kitchenista!

She has a Kichenista fashion when cooking, what a cute apron!

by KNCompton April 20, 2010

Kitchen foul

Unacceptable kitchen etiquette. Being needlessly messy when preparing food.
Compare party foul.

"Did you just wipe your greasy hands on the towel without washing them first? Kitchen foul, bro."

by Algebraic Algebrology June 6, 2014

Kitchen Thot

A whore for twerking in the kitchen and spanking themselves with kitchen untensils.

Dylan:*twerks in the kitchen*
Lila: ugh you kitchen thot

by SCAR!! February 11, 2019

Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Kitchenary

When you fuckin yo shorty in the kitchen

I was fuckin this girl kitchenary then my girlfriend walked in.

by W_A_R October 14, 2021

whipin in the kitchen

cooking dope

me and my nigga gates be whipin in the kitchen

by Hubba Bubba32 October 8, 2016

Against The Kitchen Floor Moment

A moment that is a reference to the song by famous musical artist Will Wood. The song Against The Kitchen Floor could be seen as about how it's difficult to correctly know and feel your emotions, and trying to not let it impact others. What sets this song apart is it's upbeat nature and strange vibes. To sum it all up, an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment is 'when you're really sad but are groovy abt it.'

(Laughing along to intense emotions as if it's a joke)

"Ha ha, this truly is an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment *cries*"

by Stressed in Motion May 20, 2023