Kellan

A rakishly handsome, powerful man, with an astonishingly large penis. Known for his exceptional power over women and ability to make a girl wet using only his eyes.

Girl 1: Oh shit there's Kellan! Every time I see him my fanny tingles.
Girl 2: OMG same! He makes me so wet. I think hes coming over!
Kellan: Alright ladies, fancy an elite threesome?

Girl 1 and 2: YES. THANK YOU KELLAN

by FuckboyKellan May 23, 2017

Hilary Keller

A gorgeous model that takes gothic pictures.

Damn did you see the new pictures of Hilary Keller online?

by Death_From_Above October 23, 2008

Kellerpedia

A game in which the player starts on the Helen Keller page on Wikipedia, then closes his or her eyes (ear coverings optional), and clicks blindly for one to five minutes, randomly navigating through Wikipedia by way of the internal links.

Man, I started Kellerpedia like a minute ago and now I know that 'chun fuji' is mandarin slang for a bad haircut!

by c0de_RED February 23, 2009

Helen Keller 64

A person or persons in an online multiplayer match (usually team-oriented) who do not have a microphone or chat function enabled.

"Seriously, since you never talk to us online the rest of us call you Helen Keller 64."

by helenkeller64 September 9, 2011

Helen Keller

Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.

“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”

by dubes1027 March 26, 2019

Helen Keller

I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!

Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!

by Alotta Nerve April 20, 2014

killara high school.

a place where everyone acts like roadmen and a place where teachers talk about students behind their back. basically its a shit hole.

Random man: what school do you go to?
me: killara high school.
Random: oh that where that hot chick ms saliba works.

by chaveshayslut November 25, 2021