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Keller

A man or woman who is the dominate one in an relationship. Opposite of being a Beecher.

2. A dangerously sexy man
Im the Keller in this relationship!

My last boyfriend was sooo Keller
by ellipher March 17, 2009
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The Hellen Keller

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.
Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!
by G-rant H January 3, 2008
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keller

a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.
I wish I was dating a keller

i know right he is so hot
by peoplerock December 12, 2017
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Keller

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become deaf and blind.
I think I'm going to Keller some relatives today.
by AnInnocentChild December 25, 2013
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keplered

When the performance of something significantly degrades over time.

The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.

This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.
Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered
by OptiMegaCell October 1, 2018
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Keller Keegstar

Only likes one person. Usually named Curtis. If your name is not Curtis he won’t like you. Don’t play fortnite with him or he will get mad for months. Make poor choices and has the chance to live a good life but doesn’t.
Get this Keller keegstar a towel because he is salty.
by Burning potatoes November 1, 2018
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Helen Keller Dome

When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.
" dude my Nina is givin hellaa Helen Keller dome SHIT"
by DaBadBitch November 13, 2011
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