kavanaughty

When a man is drinking beer and only beer and is in the mood to rape or molest a woman.

Three Miller lites later I was pushing her around, getting kavanaughty.

by robbinsong September 28, 2018

Kavanaughing

Whining like an entitled, spoiled brat.

Stop Kavanaughing and eat your dinner.

Kavanaughing isn’t going to get you that promotion. If you don’t stop Kavanaughing , you’re going to your room.

by Macphoto September 29, 2018

Kavanaugh

To redefine a sexual term as something innocent, to avoid scrutiny or prosecution. Bonus points if the innocent thing does not actually exist.

"I enjoyed choking down that Santorum - you know, the red bubbly wine from Napa"

"Nice Kavanaugh there, bro."

by spoonerize_the_chord September 30, 2018

Kavanaugh

Lack of judicial temperament.

He was well-educated, but his kavanaugh kept him from being selected for the bench.

by Mp3mom October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb. Lying when you know you’ve been caught.

Stop trying to Kavanaugh your way out of this situation.

by Womendeservebetter October 7, 2018

Kavanaugh Defense

A Republican defensive tactic used for when a person becomes so drunk that their violent, rapey outbursts are no longer thought to be any fault of their own.

If Brock Turner had used the Kavanaugh defense, then there would be no question as to his innocence.

by Bastahrd January 2, 2019

Kavanaugh

To make up nonsensical explanations for sexual phrases that everyone already knows the definition to.

That woman gave me a blowjob. I don't know what you thought I meant; I was saying I hired her to blow leaves off my lawn. Gotcha with a kavanaugh!

by Arrogancy October 1, 2018