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When a man is drinking beer and only beer and is in the mood to rape or molest a woman.

Three Miller lites later I was pushing her around, getting kavanaughty.

kavanaughty by robbinsong September 28, 2018

Word of the Day on October 4, 2018

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Kavanaugh’ed

Getting shit faced drunk on beer with a bunch of dudes and then waking up with no idea of where you were or what you did the night before

I don’t remember meeting that bitch because I Kavanaugh’ed that night

Kavanaugh’ed by Lululab September 27, 2018

kavanaugh'ed

(Verb) - describing the action of getting drugged with the intent of being raped or gang raped

Damn, she got "kavanaugh'ed".
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Be careful don't get "kavanaugh'ed".
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I got so drunk last night I could've been "kavanaugh'ed".

kavanaugh'ed by T-REX-AS October 12, 2018

kavanaugh'd

Drinking until your so obliviated and numb, that you have no recollection of the entire day, night, and/or weekend. Getting drunk out of your f#@*ing mind!

The other night I was drinking with my brohiems and we got totally kavanaugh'd. The best time we'll never remember.

kavanaugh'd by ElDiabloBlue September 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by Papabear81 October 8, 2018

kavanaugh'd

When you lose at the game of "Devil's Triangle" quarters, you are forced to drink so much you black out, then rape someone. You are awarded the highest rank in the game for life, you have been crowned "Kavanaugh'd".

Man 1: Dude, want to throw some Devil's Triangle quarters, the totally legit game everyone has heard of?
Man 2: Yes please, I want to get totally Kavanaugh'd tonight. There are some girls with low self esteem coming over.

kavanaugh'd by Pancake the Syrupinater September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh Cocktail

A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.

She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?

Kavanaugh Cocktail by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026