Karaokeology is the scholarly analysis and research-based study of karaoke. A scholar who participates in karaoke research is a karaokeologist.
Bar Patron: Dude, she's kinda hot but she might be too old for me. Guess I'll never know.
Karaokeologist: Well, you're in luck my dear boy. Any Karaokeologist will tell you that a performer's age is most accurately predicted by the era from which one selects a Shania song.
Karaokeologist: Well, you're in luck my dear boy. Any Karaokeologist will tell you that a performer's age is most accurately predicted by the era from which one selects a Shania song.
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I just wanted to order some food, but the Karionette, broken by his own lack of manhood, wouldn't let the waitress leave until his wife received her lemon kissed white claw in a glass.
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You'll see why its that damn cheap the next morning.
You'll see why its that damn cheap the next morning.
"OMG did you goto Brian's party friday?"
"Yeah I would've rather not have gone."
"How come?"
"I got shitty black'd out and woke up next to Ulga with a headache this big."
"Ohhh I take it you were champin the Karkov huh?"
"Yeah I would've rather not have gone."
"How come?"
"I got shitty black'd out and woke up next to Ulga with a headache this big."
"Ohhh I take it you were champin the Karkov huh?"
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