kane

Southern UK slang, meaning to humiliate, tease or ridicule a person, it can be playful or serious.

Jade: Did you hear Lily pissed herself on saturday when she was wrecked?
Sarah: Haha yeah, the boys are gonna kane her for that!
Jade: She got kaned in english aswell, haha.

by J u s t H a n n a h April 15, 2006

Kaned

It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.

I was about to bust a nut and Patrick Kane her so good. There's no way she's getting pregnant.

I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.

by musclelicious January 28, 2016

Kane

An absolute fucking grease ball you will be incredibly lucky to see this creature take a shower as it only happens one a year. He also preys upon very underage girls.

Wow see that nonce who got arrested the other week what a Kane

by N00by pickle2164 May 6, 2019

Kane

Brother slayer, cheater, liar, all around good-for-nothing-jerk. Uses aggression and threats to make up for his small stature and lack of intelligence.

What! He cheated on his wife with his office mate in the backseat of the family car? He's such a Kane!

by Brandywine1982 December 17, 2010

kane

1. a merced fag that is into cock & ball torture. if you see kane kick him in the nuts as hard as humanly possible. the harder you kick him, the more he'll pay you. he's rich! kick many times.

kane is a tweaking steve and loves his nuts kicked in. choke the fuck out of steve if you see him for a big bonus.

by Brain (the real one) & McNasty January 8, 2005

kane

kane makes out that he wants your mum, when he actually wants your dads monkey. he also likes the pizzle alot.

Hi my name is Kane and i want to spank your dad's monkey, and i like the alot of pizzle.

by duno February 14, 2005

kane

1. looks like the hunchback (quazymoto)

kane is one ugly mutha fucka.

by J 0 K A May 9, 2005