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Jürgen

how tf does jürgen get all those hoes?” “dude, hes a man whore.”
by yeetyboybaahahaha February 14, 2019
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juggernaut

Some crazy motherfucker on call of duty mw2 who is physically impossible to kill making the game increasingly frustrating.
guy #1-"that goddamn juggernaut is hard to kill
by hugofatass March 4, 2010
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Jurgen Klopp

Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.
"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
by AidanTES July 9, 2019
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jungers

Jun-gers n. 1. The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.
2. The perineum - the area betwwen the genitals and anus, male or female.
3. On a man, the area between the sack and the crack or on a woman, the area between the giney and the heinie.
4. The part of a woman that allows her to be picked up like a six pack or bowling ball.
5. The jagged or wavy line between your marble bag and balloon knot.
If it wasn't for my jungers, my nuts would reek of poo!
Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy jungers.
Damn, my jungers are sweaty!
by mr_b0jangles September 27, 2007
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Juggering

The process of defecating and ejaculating into a cloth hammock, then swinging it round and smacking people in the face with it. It is seen as immensely erotic and is catching on as the new sexual fad.
Person 1: Dude, you up for tonight?
Person 2: Na, sorry, I'm gonna do a bit of juggering tonight.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: That cunt down the road
by juggeringalldaylong May 15, 2009
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Juggernauting

The act of sticking to a topic of conversation regardless of the interest of those around you, or their attempts to change the subject.
Man 1: Hank smoked a bowl the other night and preached about Warhammer 40k for 3 solid hours!

Man 2: Why didn't you just change the subject?

Man 1: We tried. He was juggernauting, there was no stopping him.
by Crixiss December 16, 2011
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I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch

Verbal phrase of victorious retort one says when he/she accomplishes something others deem or insinuate otherwise not possible for them.
Stan: You landed the McCarthy deal?
Jim: Of course. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.
by roushie October 23, 2008
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