Jumping the Doodle

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.

An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Reginald Vasquz June 19, 2010

Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

Elevator Jumping

Leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. Usually involving the use of alcohol. Usually fatal.
Like that scene with Shaobo Qin in Ocean's Thirteen, more or less.

SW Resident: "Dude, did you hear about Rob? That crazy fucker went elevator jumping!"

His Buddy: "Whoa. Is he ok?"

SW Resident: "Nope. He died."

by The Apollo August 2, 2008

Site Jumping

The point at which your normal internet browsing routine has ended and you are just going from site to site to site repeatedly out of pure boredom.

Person: I've checked facebook, YouTube, and Twitter like a million times and nothing is going on! Maybe If I check one more time...

*1 hour later*

Person: Damn, I've been Site Jumping haven't I?

by Amazingboy97 November 30, 2010

jimmy jumping beans

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)

She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.

by Turtletracks November 11, 2014

bungee jumping

when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest!

guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i'm gonna do it twice!
guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times

by steven lebarron February 29, 2008

Clungie Jumping

A practice similar to Muff Diving, where someone pleasure a woman orally.

1)Jagdeep: "What that man doing up there with that harness? He must be bungee jumping or something."

Sam: "Nah mate, can't you see that nude woman with him? He's definitely going clungie jumping."

2)"Clungie jumping is far superior to finger banging" - Isaac Newton

by dcv June 30, 2008