jizzed

when a lad blurts on ya

he just jizzed on me

by charlotte stains May 13, 2005

Jizz

Jizz is cum and cum is uh... ejaculation. Basically it's the white stuff that comes out of the penis/dick.

In Junjou Romantica, it's the liquidy stuff dripping down the hand if you read the manga and it's the thing that Usagi licks.

©A P -Jizz

by beemyanon October 15, 2014

jizz

Jizz is a nickname for some kind of mayo that girls like to eat.

Hey I can't eat my sandwich without a good jizz.

by Mee Goreng August 15, 2008

jizz in

to ejaculate into something.

jizz in...think up you're own damn example...

by Hey It's Death May 28, 2008

jizz

an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place

I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!

by oh jizz no! April 4, 2009

jizz

The ejaculation of a male.

Fuck I just jizzed my pants.

by Poopoh12 May 7, 2014

Jizz

to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"

hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face

by I HAVE A WENIS!!! March 30, 2011