JFK

Jerk it
Fuck it

Kick it...
it's not what you can do for your bitch, but what your bitch can do for you
Yo bro i just JFK'd this biddy
by mad man mcgarv aka the gent October 09, 2011
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when a chick is sucking you off and she gets off as you are about to cum and it flys and gets you in the head/face/mouth area
she totally JFK'd me last night and i needed some mouthwash
by velcro kidneyz February 18, 2008
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just fucking kidding.
JK sounds too gay so say JFK
Bob: Hey let's fuck
Mary: Oh yes, I'm so desperate
Bob: jfk bitch. You're a whore.
by youdafoo92 May 04, 2010
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This is when someone is AFK so long it is assumed they are a dead president.
no one responding on IRC!

dats alright they prolly just JFK
by Shagmelon April 17, 2011
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overrated because he was shot was a racist often broght hookers to the white house S.S. did not react because they hated him and wanted him to die to lots of narcodics made deals with the mob i still dont understand why he is liked also a racist if you did not know all of this is true look it up
- \"hey whos that over rated corrupt president\"
- \"i belive you mean JFK\"
- \"yes thats who i meant\"
by killanater April 27, 2005
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An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.
Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses
by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2005
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The act of pulling out of your partner before cumming while doing them doggy-style and then hitting him or her in the back of the head with your jizz.
Randy and I were having sex last night and he came so hard he JFK'ed me when he pulled out.
by Arcadia Fallon October 18, 2011
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