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Spider Jerusalem

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.
Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.
by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010
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Jerusalem Anchor

A bearded man that is the lynchpin of the crew and occasionally holds ladders. This person often goes by his earthly name Matthew.
Where's the Jerusalem Anchor? This ladder is about to fall on the house!
by FrontSLC January 25, 2023
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Jerusalem Boots

Ugly brown sandals that look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly feet
I really wish Joe would quit wearing those Jerusalem Boots with his jeans.
by Terri Smith February 5, 2007
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Jerusalem Monkey

The forkenshmeemer scared Chaz so much, that he ran out of the room like a Jerusalem Monkey
by R. Alcee Hastings October 21, 2004
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Jerusalem Jiggle

When your fucking a girl from behind then finish on her ass, then you grab some Zatar and throw that shit on her like Emerile Lagasse(BAM), after that shit is spread around and sticks you raise both your hands, palms facing her, and smack that ass as hard as you can so that both cheeks on her ass jiggle and become red. When the jiggling commences you must scream Mavel Tov to complete the act.
So I met this girl on Birthright and within 3 days into the trip I had her in my hotel room doing the Jerusalem jiggle.
by Toby88 April 26, 2016
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Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 7, 2018
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