Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet October 28, 2008

Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.

Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**

by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010

ben jemima

Blow job

Before I go to sleep, a Ben jemima really helps me fall asleep.

by mjandy January 12, 2014

Aunt Jemima

Female equivalent of an Uncle Tom.

Condoleeza Rice is an Aunt Jemima.

by The Economy March 19, 2005

Aunt Jemima

a black woman who "kisses up" to whites; a "sellout"; the female counterpart to Uncle Tom.

Keisha: 'Quanda! Ever since you got that job you've been lettin those white people walk all over you!
LaQuanda: Whateva girlfriend, a girl gotta get paid, right?
Keisha: Aunt Jemima please, you aint foolin nobody. You's black!

by PCone November 14, 2009

Aunt Jemima and The Freedom Trail

Herriet Tubman didnt really free slaves. It was really Aunt Jemima instead of having a book written about her she was put on maple syrup. Thats like a pimp slap in the face

Dude you just got owned like Aunt Jemima and the Freedom Trail dont take that, stand up for youself bro!

by Dom Coviello June 4, 2007

Aunt Jemima

she was a slave to the pancake industry

aunt jemima made some bomb pancakes

by auntjemimaherself July 3, 2017