jalashia

A girl who is thick and is beautiful. She smells really good and has dimples. Is a crybaby

Wow She’s a jalashia

by Layyiaa12345 May 13, 2018

Jalapeño hands

When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone

“Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”

by Mistamoos3 February 27, 2019

Jalapeno handjob

Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube

My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.

by Ash2meowth July 10, 2016

Jalapenis

Whilst wearing a sombrero or pancho, take a condom, dip it in the Atomic sauce at Quaker and rub ghost chili's on it, then fuck a girl in preferably the butthole, but the vagina will do.

To spice up their sex life Sal and Emily tried the Jalapenis, needless to say Emily couldn't walk right for about two weeks.

by salandemily123 September 26, 2011

Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

A burger with jalapeño pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

hot jalapeno

A hand job that is as crazy as the Mexican pepper.

Dude, Kelly gave me a hot jalapeno last night. It was sizzlin'.

by stacy'sfuckingmom June 3, 2010

jalapeno monkey

A monkey native to Latin America and Dublin.
Eats: Sub of the day with extra jalapenos.

The jalapeno monkey is found in Dublin zoo.

by Absolut Tricia November 4, 2006