Judith-ism

A make believe scenario...

Person one - OMG we could be a ninja pair and save the planet !!!
Person two - That was such a bad judith-ism :/

by EmAld July 8, 2010

Jaith

An annoying and narcissistic guy who can not talk to a girl. He has a low emotional intelligence and can not express emotions.

you are a jaith.

by RAndommmmm272726 October 16, 2018

Judith

One has little nerd arms.

She can't lift that?
What a Judith

by Stephen de Olivera Josephat December 13, 2010

Judith

The name children call their father's second wife or girlfriend, regardless of her birth name, after his having left or lost his first wife. Often only to their siblings or to friends whose father's also have a Judith.

Is Judith coming to the wedding? I can't believe that, they just met.

He's spending Christmas with Judith? Did he even think about what we're going to do now?

by bigbigbellyflop December 7, 2011

Judith

Girl that is extremely loud at all times (if you know what I mean). She gives good head and knows how to fix her drink. Even though she can blow like a goddess, she isn't wife material because she's more than likely crazy as it gets. So if you have to end things with one let her down easy or she will ruin your life.

"That girl was CRAZY but she gave the best head I've ever had!"
"Must have been a Judith."

by holladaddy67 March 14, 2017

judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrate's the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.

that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.

by mrsq July 22, 2009

Filthy Judith

A female friend who displays no sexual interest until you are spoken for, at which point she will make her attraction known and pursue you for sex.

She was cool until I told her I was engaged, when she turned into a total Filthy Judith and blew me while I was driving her home.

by Johnny Rapscallion December 9, 2008