Jackoff

When you tell some one to piss off

Jackoff you bitch

by EDP445forprez July 1, 2020

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Frosty jackoff

Having sex with a frozen sperm popsicle

I enjoy using my frosty jackoff to pleasure myself

by Bambililiy June 29, 2022

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Jackoff idiot

The pinnacle of idiocy. A point at which a person becomes of no use to themselves or the world around them. Arguably a point of no return.

That Donald Trump sure is a jackoff idiot.

by Gepeti da God January 31, 2021

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Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by anonymous February 11, 2022

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Anything used as a lubricant that NORMALLY ISN'T nor SHOULD BE used as one such as but isn't limited to vehicle fluids, paints, thinners tea tree oil, shaving cream, and or condiments from the kitchen and or restaurant for that matter such as ketchup and or mayonnaise
Example

Kerry's favorite jackoff sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise

by Diggems Nahalfshell April 19, 2024

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jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015

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