Jayalaxmi

Jayalaxmi, also known as the jayalaxmi sisters cult is a group formed by 3 girls. The original story takes place with balloons. Bob was married to beautiful housewife yet he had a mistress, what we know as jayalaxmi. The name comes from household help of the 3 original cult members, all combined. Always praise the aluminium foil ball, currently rolling somewhere in my school bus.

me- "where's the jayalaxmi balloon"
person- "she evolved into a aluminium foil ball"

by blueberrychickenss April 7, 2021

Piss-Jaculate

When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

JackLand

JackLand is the living space where your dweeby no pussy gettin' college roommate or friend spends all of his time spanking his monkey.

Scenario:

Rick opens door to college dorm: "Justin! Let's go foo' quit fucking JackLanding you goon!"

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy September 27, 2014

jackalacker

Schiester or scammer, someone who tries to get over on you or hustle you any chance they can

That jackalacker said he was hooking things up but charged me more

by S8tanicTattooist October 13, 2016

Jaalam

Son of Wonderful parents, who he loves and admires dearly. A person people look up to; determined, hard-working, and very handsome. Has much to do but says little, man of hard work that pays off. Talent in music is a +!

Wow, Jaalam your beats are famous, no wonder your a star!!

by Momma C! January 19, 2017

jaralai

Refers to an antisemitic group pre-WWI, who prosecuted jews like the KKK prosecuted African Americans.

Today we learned about the Jaralai in history class.

by The Eligor March 8, 2017

jacalen

A man who tends to be sweet when he is young. He is very cool fun and outgoing. He is a person that always sticks with friends and trust many people. On the other hand, a Jacalen is sometimes a little rood. He is the person that you are always waiting for. He is the one that keeps you safe also can sometimes fall apart. When he is alone he is nothing but when he has a backup he can be a leader for anything.

Wow he is a jacalen

by VOCABpro May 16, 2017