in other words, its cold as hell
by ashwassap November 22, 2016

by Wishful Thinking July 3, 2006

by Savage Govi April 8, 2016

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"
ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room
Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.
ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof
Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)
ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!
You: why?!
Bum: because its Woodstock!
You: its 2011!
Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!
*Can be used on any question*
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room
Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.
ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof
Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)
ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!
You: why?!
Bum: because its Woodstock!
You: its 2011!
Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!
*Can be used on any question*
by JAB Team February 23, 2011

by PooterShooter September 28, 2008

by yoey June 25, 2006

This phrase has a few meanings.
1: something is too far away and the person is too lazy to go and get it or do it.
2: something is too hard to do and this phrase exclaims the point
1: something is too far away and the person is too lazy to go and get it or do it.
2: something is too hard to do and this phrase exclaims the point
1:
Joe: hey man could you grab me a coke?
Dan: Its far.....
2:
Dan: So have you started that assignment yet? its due tomorrow.
Jez: Its far...
Joe: hey man could you grab me a coke?
Dan: Its far.....
2:
Dan: So have you started that assignment yet? its due tomorrow.
Jez: Its far...
by jeremy martin April 12, 2005
