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Bartender

Surfer of the vibes
Bartender got me right
by killahsish November 16, 2022
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Bartender

A person who spills tea too much; Someone who hears tea and spills it to many people.
Don’t tell Bob, he’s a bartender”
by borndon_ September 7, 2023
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Bartender’s

Very large breasts that most definitely attract men, and are usually thought of as female bartender’s breasts.
She had a wicked case of the bartender’s.
by lvr4evr June 8, 2018
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Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
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Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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resting bartender face

“cora you need to smile more you have resting bartender face”
by nonbiny January 10, 2022
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Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.
A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender
by Tuesjay November 22, 2022
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