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intimacy concert

a concert were everyone in the audience engage in coital activities, regardless of sex age and race.
meph: "damn that intimacy concert went really well. i think i scored at least 5 times"

cold: "hah amateur, what concert did you go to? i went to whatever's intimacy concert at the ANBU-dome stadium, home of the 'whatever stikers' fotball team. i lost count on how many times i scored."
by broccolee July 18, 2008
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Intimacy

Intimacy is:

When you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best blow job he’s ever had. And swallow the biggest load ever. And don’t get a drop of cum on his clothes.
When you are driving home from the airport with your boyfriend, find a park, drive into the grass, get a pillow and blanket from your car, and allow and encourage him to perform oral sex in a way you have never before experienced. And have the biggest, wettest orgasm, ever.

When you let your boyfriend gently shave your pubic region for the first time in your life, and tenderly and lovingly rub oils into the area. Then make love. A new, freshly shaven pussy and oil make for a heavenly sexual experience.
When you sit on the bench of the shower while massaging your man’s balls and taking his penis in your mouth until he comes with a powerful explosion of semen.
When you wear a whipped cream teddy for your man’s eating pleasure. The comedy factor comes into this version of intimacy though, because to see his face and ears and hair covered with whipped cream is priceless.
When you go to a movie theater that has recliner seats and sit in the back row, put the arm rest between the seats up, and cuddle just as if you were home in bed watching TV. Of course, the zipper on your jeans can come down to make it easy for your man to make you come right there while watching Denzel Washington use his skills to eliminate the bad guys.
Intimacy is essential to good sexual health.
by momarae October 26, 2014
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FBI (Fags by intimidation)

The FBI are left wing rioters (most of them gay) who try to intimidate conseratives or Catholics on the street, even though it doesn't work.
FBI: RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: 😐 oh its an FBI (fags by intimidation)
by Skyrim550 August 26, 2022
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inimportant

My girl friend is cheating on me with my best friend,but that is inimportant because im cheating on her with my best friend also. (Dave Palafox is my best friend)
by infamous HI May 2, 2008
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intimidate

To instill fear in someone. Danger is all around us, whether its people or cars, or police, or terrorists, the list goes on. To intimidate someone it has to be programmed subconciously through mediums for example the news, music, television, upbringing, and for many people experiences. If someone told you don't go to this certain street they have thugs there, that person has programmed your subconscious mind without your permission so automatically if you were on that street you will create fear but if you never knew you would have not been scared unless they did something to you on that street and now it becomes experience. And the people who you are programmed to fear know this very well because their subconscious is programmed to behave as a threat to people who are different so to guard yourself is intelligence, learn as much as you can about society and self defense but mainly avoid threats at all cost. you should cross the streets if you see a group of intimidating young men but if you walk past them you are taking a chance because if they dress like thugs you see in rap videos then they should be treated and regarded as one. I'm not being prejudice but appearance is very important in society
He is trying to intimidate you with the blue crip tied to his neck
by J-Sin2390 September 16, 2012
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intimidaters

Word to describe the eyebrows of Eric after they are waxed.
Holy crack, Eric's intimidaters are back!!
by lykeomg October 4, 2004
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ad mortem inimicus

The sentence that the bringer of the law says when hes about to whip the shit out of you with a 50dmg light parry punish
Non superstes, ad mortem inimicus!
by SlenderMF December 2, 2019
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