exit interview

going for an sti test after a break up but before a new relationship.

Friend 1: So how was the exit interview?
Friend 2: S'all good. I was just reacting to my new laundry detergent. Can't wait for my date with Jack this weekend.

by StraightTalkingLady January 30, 2017

Internesia

a word used to describe the state of mind of a person who logs on to the internet,fully intent on surfing numerous websites,only to find his mind a complete blank,when he logs on.

Cheryl: 'whats up with John,why is he just sitting and staring at the monitor with that 'thousand yard',dead mans stare.I thought he was all set to do some serious surfing ?'

Debbie: 'Nah nothing to worry about,bad case of Internesia,he'll live.'

by www.youngwriters.co.za November 4, 2007

Interpipes

A word for the internet as stated by the Daily What's: "the interpipes are leaking."

Did you see that guy? He looked JUST like the "forever alone" meme. The interpipes are leaking, for sure.

by Skitch360 June 20, 2011

Interview

Something between one's eyes

A mosquito bit me in the interview

by Journas October 12, 2003

gangbang interview

When someone is invited onsite to interview for a company for a full day of interviews.
The interviews usually start at 8 or 9am in the morning and last till 5pm, including a lunch.
During this time you are interviewed by one person per hour, sometimes two people in the same hour.
After the ordeal it feels like you have been gangbanged, or mentally raped.

"Damn, I just got through this gangbang interview with MicroSloth"
"How many assholes did you see?"

by MasQ-rader May 22, 2013

intervestite

(in-tur-vess-tite) noun - a person on the internet who poses to be of the opposite sex that they actually are.

Johnny Twobags - Hey man, how did that date go with the internet chick?

Mr. Dopey - Oh man, terrible, total intervestite. Turned out she was a 40 year old fat guy named Carl

Johnny Twobags - Shitty.

by Lonus the Terror December 14, 2008

Italian Interview

The act of shitting in a sweat sock and beating another man in the testicles with it.

When I first met Steve I had no idea that one day he would be giving me an Italian Interview.

I am really nervous for my Italian Interview tomorrow.

by Matt Hader September 22, 2010