Kidus Interruptus

When you and your spouse are getting it on, and one of the kids comes knocking at the bedroom door with enough of an "emergency" to make you get dressed and go investigate.

Me and Jen were just getting down to business this morning, when one of the kids started knocking on our bedroom door saying the kitchen was on fire. Serious kidus interruptus!

by thevideodog February 21, 2009

Janitorus Interruptus

When you are boinking someone in your office and you have to abort the proceedings before completing the act because the janitor is coming to empty the trash or sweep the carpet.

"I was nailing the new receptionist on my desk last Thursday when I heard Charlie rustling the trash bins resulting in the dreaded janitorus interruptus."

by college professor September 14, 2008

interrupticon

A person who constantly interrupts whatever anyone is saying.

Jim: "Hey, I went to the store today and I saw-"
Mike: "DUDE, YOU'll NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I SAW TODAY"
Jim: "Go fuck yourself, interrupticon."

by Aynus September 30, 2009

Jobbus Interruptus

The sudden state of being jobless or otherwise W-2 challenged. Can often lead to FUnEMPLOYMENT.

"Hey, Jayne! I sent you an email to your work address but it bounced. What happened?"

"Ah... yes... Jobbus Interruptus, my friend. Wanna go grab a cheap beer?"

by watzamatoni December 23, 2011

Beardus Interruptus

When you enter a yeard-growing competition but pull out in November, right before you finish.

Reginald was inconsolable when he experienced beardus interruptus.

by Pseudanonymous Rex December 8, 2016

interuptile dysfunction

The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.

Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.

by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009

Interrupsies

Noun. Exclamation used to interrupt and announce said interruption, thus being a meta-interruption. Often used to acknowledge that the person is intruding upon something.
And that said person is fucking annoying.

Steve and Jim were drinking and discussing their girl troubles when Will walked up to them and shouted, "Interrupsies!"
Will was promptly decked and given a bloody nose.

by Sheer April 16, 2010