Instaboner

When an erection is formed instantaneously, usually as a result of interaction with someone of unprecedented attractiveness.

James tapped me on the shoulder earlier, I got an instaboner.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 15, 2015

Instahate

Someone you hate on Instagram. You don't even know them in real life but still, there's this feeling of hate.

Oh you know, she's friends with that girl I instahate.

by youaremurder May 3, 2015

Instakek

Instantly Laughing (Replaces InstaLOL)

Jochen: i fuk ur bish
Daniel: INSTAKEK

by Instakek123 May 10, 2017

Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

Instapated

Horny, wanting sexual activity

Everytime I see her, I become instapated.

by By the mouth of babes June 7, 2018

instabye

When someone posts an image on Instagram but later deletes it because no one else agrees/likes it

Girl 1= I posted a photo saying ‘gays are bad’
Girl 2= you needa instabye because that’s not funny

by Wjwjsiwijejeje May 19, 2018

Instabuse

Tagging a friend in an Instagram comment on a sponsored post or ad in order to become eligible to win a “valuable” prize.

Can you believe Jamie instabused us just so she could have a chance to win a year of facials? She is THE WORST.

by Grass Stains May 21, 2018