The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.
Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."
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Einstein: I don't think that's countable.
Bhakta: True. But, when someone solves it, I think it'll seem like the infineth attempt to us.
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