immunity necklace

a phrase said before the speaker says the most foulest, jaw-dropping, timber-shivering thing to ever reach the ear of man.

john- “immunity necklace…”

bob- “oh no”

by m606 October 2, 2022

Capital Immunity

A religious freedom to obtain anything that normally requires a purchase as long as the individual has their education (Diploma,Degree,G.E.D)

I did not have the money to afford to pay bus fair to go to church so I expressed my religion via Capital Immunity to avoid the fair.

by TheWon(one) October 24, 2017

shipping immunity

Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.

Z: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
A: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity, he already has someone

by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021

diplowmatic immunity

Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.

A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 8, 2021

Heard immunity

A loss of credibility that comes from listening to fake news, unsubstantiated commentary and conspiracy propaganda.

"Believing everything you read on the internet doesn't make you woke. It just makes you more susceptible to heard immunity."

by LuLuFromTheBronx July 30, 2020

herd immunity

When the herd of sheeple has become immune to logic and evidence and makes decisions based on popular rumor and emotion.

When enough people get their information about the world from social media, we will have reached herd immunity.

by ubiquitousdiabolus April 18, 2021

Diplomatic Immunity

The act of forcing a person into vaginal or anal intercourse but by shoving both balls inside the unwilling victim as well as the shaft -the crime receives universal immunity from prosecution. While normally a punishable act, if you get the "triple threat" inside, no legal entity can seek prosecution. This proves that either the victim wanted it and allowed it to happen or the perpetrator was just too damned determined not to get caught.

Mark: "Did Joel force that girl to have sex with him? That is a serious crime."
Scott: "Yeah, but he got the dick AND balls inside so he earned Diplomatic Immunity. There is nothing the law can do to him now."
Mark: "That lucky bastard"

Judge: "You are a sick individual and I sentence you to 25 yea....."
Lawyer: "Your honor, It seems my client also shoved in the balls as well during the act."
Judge: "Diplomatic Immunity?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor, it seems that way"
Judge: *pauses* "Well, that is a totally different story then. Case dismissed. And furthermore I sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court's time"

by Duckhead_ November 20, 2013