I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
by slicksal December 11, 2006
The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.
Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!
by steady10 September 6, 2012
1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and Peter Graves.
2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.
3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).
2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.
3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).
Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2: I agree!
Man 2: I agree!
by fetusboy September 26, 2005
Next generation instant films. They bought out the polaroid factory when it closed and sold all the old film to make money to make there new films. (PX series.)
a.k.a They make polaroid film!
a.k.a They make polaroid film!
Cindy: Where can i buy film for my polaroid camera?
Jesus: Go to the impossible project! www.theimpossibleproject.com
Jesus: Go to the impossible project! www.theimpossibleproject.com
by Reverend Bip Bop August 14, 2010
When someone (a male) is passed out on their back, you take off your pants and stand with one leg on either side of their torso, with your bare ass in the direction of their face. You then punch them in the groin with a degree of force, and they will sit up abruptly, getting a face full of your bare ass.
by Cacophonous Mischief January 15, 2010
"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"
by TCW00dy March 17, 2004