Ear Infucktion

When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.

"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"

by Edward Francis November 2, 2007

I Fuck You

A beautifully orchestrated, nicely formed, and amazingly crafted rewritten, unique version of the song "I Love You" By

Barney, the Purple Dinosaur. It was written in the late 40's by two brilliant youngsters looking to have some fun. These two have also worked on "Fuck Me Up" By Avicii, and "What I've Fucked" By Linkin Park.

I fuck you, you fuck me
We're a happy family
With a great big dick
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?
I fuck you, you fuck me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hump
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?

by The Most Amazing thing in yeah September 23, 2017

iSuck

Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit

Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"

by JagdKommando May 30, 2006

Igfuckingnore

When someone important to you (kids/spouse) fails to acknowledge or take notice of you. Intentionally disregards you.

"Don't igfuckingnore me!"

by BlessedBeachGirl September 18, 2015

I fuck bitches

The act of fucking bitches

Hey I fuck bitches grandma

by Fuck me up the ass while I eat March 31, 2021

ifuccedurdadhaha

literally the coolest mutual in the world. she’s so amazing. definitely ur favorite mutual.

ifuccedurdadhaha is the best mutual ever.

by ifuccedurdadhaha May 29, 2021

I fuck wit u

I love u a lot

“ Hey bro u know i fuck wit u”

by Centralsee June 23, 2022