A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.
Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."
Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"
"Did someone say hypocrite?"
Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"
"Did someone say hypocrite?"
by archimedes3.14 February 10, 2010
mom: Hey stop eating before dinner
you: Didn't you just eat three bags of chips
mom: .......uhh
you: you are a hypocrite
you: Didn't you just eat three bags of chips
mom: .......uhh
you: you are a hypocrite
by lil_jokester January 25, 2017
A person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious Beliefs, Priciples, etc., that he/she Does not actually possess, Especially a persons who actions belie stated beliefs. A person who Feigens some desirable or publicly approved attitude, Especially one whos private life, opinions, or statements belie His or her public statements
You told me that earlier but now you are Doing it Not to be mean dont you think thats being a hypocrite
by XTREMEGIRLYGAMER+ December 21, 2016
<I>I'm too hxc~*~ for u bc I wear AbErCrOmBiE and listen to *EMO* musik. I swear I don't use my only friends picture because I'm fat and stupid and wish I was all cute. Everyone think's I'm real but I'm fake n i have so many groupies that follow my every move because they don't have a brain of their own!</i>
by Your worse enemy. March 21, 2005
I TELL ALL MY GIRL FRIENDS IN THE BEGINING I AM A JELIOUS POSSESIVE HYPOCRITICAL ASS HOLE AND SAY HI MY NAME IS CHRIS HAVE YOU MET ME I AM A "hypocrite"
by SWEETGUY22298 November 22, 2010
Donald Trump is a hypocrite because he will say one thing in America, stating that Mexicans are bad people and rapists and take our jobs, then go to Mexico and meet with the Mexican President and say that he loves Mexicans and they're amazing people.
by 24kitkat October 21, 2016
Let's take a random name, Tom for example, and pretend he's an irc chatter. The following sentences would make Tom a hypocrite if he said it. Tom: Obey the word of god. I have beaten a spouse in the past.
by SophSpoken March 03, 2008