a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.
Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...
by Lissarules June 28, 2006
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2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.
by Pig Pen September 2, 2004
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Me: Stop talking shit
Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE
Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE
by Calamity Bec May 17, 2008
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by Karen Stickney July 16, 2006
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Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
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by The Fantastic October 18, 2008
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Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"
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by Sonya September 23, 2003
Get the hypocrite mug.1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.
2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.
3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.
3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
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"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!
2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!
3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
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"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!
2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!
3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
by Bones_25 January 9, 2008
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