hypocrite

a person who says one thing, but does another

Jackie is such as hypocrite. She says she hates bands with women in them, yet she likes Killing Heidi. That band has a woman in it. What a hypocrite.

by Karen Stickney July 16, 2006

facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

hypocrite

Someone who says one thing in an argument, then turns their back on what they said.

Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"

by Sonya September 23, 2003

hypocrite

One who criticizes for doing something then turns around and does the very thing to which he was objecting.

Saying that people need to get the sand out of their vagina for being too strict about following the rules and then being a douche a minute later in order to prove a baseless point.

by Angry Mob April 24, 2005

hypocrite

One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.

"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"

by The Dark Lord Penisface January 1, 2006

hypocrite

a person who says one thing then does the opposite of that thing, or something other than that thing

a word often used when talking politics, but shouldn't be taken seriously.

EVERYONE is a hypocrite. hypocrisy is inevitable.

speaker A: "Wow, George Bush is a hypocrite!"
speaker B: "Wow, you are too!"

by star234gurl June 26, 2006

Hypocritipotamus

Hypocrite + Hippopotamus = Hypocritipotamus

1. Someone involved in a large scale of hypocrisy.
2. An obese hypocrite.
3. An actual hippopotamus who is a hypocrite.
4. A hungry, hungry hypocrite.

Fox News is a Hypocritipotamus.

by Jre October 29, 2009