80 foot hottie

A girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the Devil cry.

Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.

by sp2fraggle July 21, 2008

hunk of hottie

is a boy that is really hot.

usj boys are hunk of hotties

by magic716 January 24, 2017

Hotter on Facebook theory

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.

Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.

by flavorflav February 16, 2009

hotter than balls

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

by DPG60 June 15, 2007

Super Hottie

A guy or girl that is very attractive to the opposite sex, most of the time not even realizing they are

"Man, I had a hard time not looking at your girls legs in that mini skirt. Your girlfriend is a total super hottie!"

by m_steph55 May 12, 2010

hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

Dirtbag Hottie

1. A female who is a dirtbag - but hot.
2. If she was not a dirtbag - you'd consider hitting it.
3. hood rat
4. The hot girl who hangs out with tweakers, gangsters, and other undesirables.

** Somtimes shortened to, "DBH."

"Dude the waitress is a total DBH."

"Check out that dirtbag hottie with that tweaker over there."

by OC Kool Kat June 13, 2009