The act of delicately licking spaff from one's cupped palm, usually following a surreptitious wank.
EG - I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I didn't have anywhere to get rid of my spunk, so i drank it like a hungry kitten.
I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I had to come into my hand, but didn't have anywhere to put the spunk, so lapped it up like a hungry kitten.
One who aimlessly performs cunnilingus on random strippers who have persuaded him into the "champagne room." This fool actually pays a stripper to pleasure her. Later, after several drinks, he becomes very angry and takes a taxi home by himself.
Chet: You know, there actually IS sex in the champagne room.
Biff: How do you know?
Chet: Because Hungry Howie over there just paid a stripper to eat her out.
Biff: Is that why he has herpes bumps on his lips?