Hung like an octopus

A saying used to describe someone's penis size. Wether it means they are large or small is entirely open to interpretation

Chris: Dude, dosn't Alex have a huge cock?
Tyler: I heard he was hung like an octopus!

by EdgarW December 24, 2008

Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown."

by Fred Funt December 08, 2021

Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown.

by Fred Funt December 08, 2021

Hung Like A Turtle

When your dick is half the length of your body!

Leonardo hurt all the girls because he was hung like a turtle! Even the foxes are scared of him!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017

hung Like cheese

man with a very large dick

hella big junk.
<3

mr. adam is hung like cheese, hardcore.

by jammm, jzink June 29, 2008

hung like a whale

When a man has a penis that surpasses the size of a horses, moose, Chuck Norris', and/or Mr. Rogers'.

Woah, Ryan is hung like a whale!

by ryanXXpwnage September 02, 2008

Hung like a brumak

To acquire an incredibly large penis when fully erected, like brumaks do in Gears of War 2.

Gamer Girl: Did you see that guy over there?
Gay Gamer: Yea, he looked like he was hung like a brumak!

by The Guy tats hung lik a Brumak December 06, 2008