Hummuslingus

The act of smearing hummus on a woman's vagina and eating her out.

After dining on the most succulent kafta and tabouli, my girl succumbed to the fine art of hummuslingus in out Bedouin tent under the watchful gaze of my camel, Clovis.

by Tex-i-can November 5, 2016

humbuginghomos

A guy who pretends to be gay for acceptance

Man! That humbuginghomos stole my girl.

by Sagery October 3, 2017

Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”

Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.

by Dirk217 October 23, 2018

Hummingbird moment

Hummingbird moments are when you enjoy a brief moment of pleasure after suffering a lot. Then you will suffer a lot before having your next hummingbird moment.

Guy 1: Aw man <insert girl name> just broke up with me
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>

by TheHummingbird October 22, 2020

honey hummingbee

what some dumb french bitch on twitter uses to refer brad pitt as

“BP my honey hummingbee”

by snowlioness May 8, 2020

New York hummingbird

Bullet

Man, I had to dodge 5 New York Hummingbirds today

by Erthpig February 14, 2014

hummingbird

Sex position when you get your woman perpendicular to you so one of her legs is wrapped around your neck and the other is wrapped around your legs. Then you rapidly thrust and flap your arms so both of you look like a hummingbird in flight. It helps if she swallows your nectar to finish the job.

Guy 1: Emily used to be a contortionist, so we did the hummingbird all night long.

Guy 2: Is that even possible?

by Henry Spivy February 24, 2009