Hofeldt

A german word meaning; asshole, run the other direction, don't marry him.

I don't know why she would date him, he is such a Hofeldt

by Hofeldts ex January 31, 2009

hoeless

The act of not having a hoe.

"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."

by David Leee January 12, 2007

Hopeless Romantic

Hopeless Romantics are NOT Hopeless per-say, but very true, caring, and loving people. They are "NOT MADE FOR TODAYS STANDARDS", sadly. They believe in passion, chivalry, and true love. They have loved sincerely at one point in their life, discovered what love feels like, and can't understand why it was not returned in the same form. Hopeless Romantics are usually dreamers, idealists, and sincere, however what they expect in any relationship is a full return for their effort and caring, to be loved as much as they loved. What makes them "Hopeless" is the fact that they are few and far between in todays daily life, and usually get let down in the long run, even though they gave all they had to give, money, love, time, housing, belongings. Hopeless Romantics give 100% ALL the time, and hope for the same in return.

Hopeless Romantic - "One Day you'll find sumone who appreciates you, loves you, u gave so much, u were so true and faithful, u did EVERYTHING RIGHT" - you

by Lost Cause 1011 September 30, 2009

dan howell

Daniel James Howell, Aka. Danisnotonfire, is a 22 years old British boy from Wokingham, who currtently lives in London with his flatmate Phil.
He started making youtube videos in 2009 on his channel Danisnotonfire by influence of some friends, including Phil Lester (Aka. Amazingphil) who already had a channel by that time and won a important role on dan's trajectory.
Dan's videos are usually about current themes on a teenager life, including some failure experiences of him showed in funny sketches and vlogs.
He makes a lot of collabs with Phil, and their cute friendship induced some fans to create a 'phan' ship.
In 2011, Dan and Phil created a channel together called 'the super amazing project', and carried on until 2013, when they transferred it's content to a show they started presenting on BBC Radio 1.
Dan's fans are called 'Danossaurs' and the whole fandom is the 'Llamarmy'.
Some of the inside jokes/infos are:
-Delia Smith: Dan loves Delia, they secretly have an affair.
-Placenta: Dan's favorite word. He loves placenta.
-Llamas: His favorite animal. He also loves it.
-The game: You lost the game.
-Muse: He loves it.
-Fantastic Foursome: A group that includes Dan, Phil, PJ and Chris.
-His bromance with phil: Even though they're straight and are not together, they like to have cute moments just to be funny and feed the ships.
The list goes on...
Dan posts his videos on the weekend, presents a younow show on Tuesdays and the radio show on BBCR1 on Sundays.

"OMG, Dan Howell is so pretty!"
"I love Dan Howell's channel"

by vihinwonderland September 13, 2013

hopeless fountain kingdom

Halsey's second studio album. Short form is HFK. The album's most famous song is Now or Never.

Stefi:Have you heard any tracks from Hopeless Fountain Kingdom?
Tyler:Yeah, one hell of an album!

by FuckingFucker. August 12, 2017

Hoelle

A chick i used to fuck named Noelle, she was a real neighborhood Ho

Hoelle, wow yeah she has been around the block for a hot minute now

by Postypost January 26, 2019

Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.

Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.

by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020