japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

crackhead hours

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.

Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.

by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

Mouse in the House

When a basketball player has a much smaller defender guarding him in the post.

Player: Mouse in the House

by and1jsheng June 20, 2013

Sad nigga hours

The time of day, between 2am - 5am, that niggas (females + males included, or whatever the fuck you is) reflect on their mistakes and / or feelings, sometimes about someone or something hurtful. Your thoughts or feelings can usually keep you up, or sometimes you can just drift into being unhappy and remain that way until you get up.

"Man I've been up sad nigga hours all summer"

by DearJesusJustKillMeAlready August 21, 2017

Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

by Mustard King April 1, 2010

The Owl House

A Disney show about a bisexual otter and a lesbian tomato.

Have you watched the owl house yet?

by Grand_mdr06 May 20, 2021

snake hours

The window of time in which native snakes are highly active in coastal regions of Australia, wherein an unofficial curfew is implemented to curb the increasing trend of snake bite mortality.

The commonly accepted hours of snake dominance are from 3am to 7am Australian Eastern Standard time, and 3am to 6am during daylight savings in all regions apart from far North Queensland where hours of activity are extended by an hour.

"Hey Tom, are you coming to Nick's birthday on Saturday?"

"Sure, but I'll have to leave early so that I can make it home before snake hours."

by PaulTheGOAT September 10, 2019