While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009

by KUYA patrick November 29, 2009

by Eli R. May 21, 2008

"Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"
by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010

Bro #1: "yo I just broke up wit my girl cuz she wanted me to give her an Alabamian Hotpocket"
Bro #2: "shit sucks bro"
Bro #2: "shit sucks bro"
by DCI_Guy July 14, 2017

by Blondy6913 October 1, 2018

The act of spitting tobacco juices and tobacco grounds into a vagina and eating said hotpocket and fucking thouroughly.
by LROY13 and KAR22 April 15, 2010
