Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

by Alman42 February 25, 2011

Hoe Hotel

A Place where random people come to eat, sleep, and enjoy various types of entertainment for free

Get yo ass up, this aint no Hoe Hotel

That skeezer came over my house and tired to wash her clothes, I was like " what chu think this is, a Hoe Hotel?"

by Bjhjr May 16, 2009

Hotel California

1.Such a lovely place.
2. Such a lovely face.

Living it up at the Hotel California......

by Jesus Himself April 23, 2005

Hotel 5150

Slang term for the nuthouse.

No doubt I will be checking in to the Hotel 5150 very shortly to spend a restful 72 hours away from it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2019

hotel cold

A temperature similar to that of when you are staying in a hotel/motel and use the wall-mounted air conditioner to an unnecessary extent simply because it is "free," to the point where, even with several sheets and heavy blankets, you find it practically impossible to get a decent night's sleep.

Damn, I slept like sh*t last night. This hotel room is cold. I guess you could call it....hotel cold. Hmm.

by tim_triple_j October 16, 2010

Hotel Expressionism

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.

"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

or

"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"

by Matt Yee April 30, 2006

Hostility

When someone is not friendly, has cruel intentions towards you, or treats you poorly.

There hostility was obvious when they injured poor Johnny.

by The Chosen 1 #1 April 16, 2016