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Hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is a person who truly believes in love. No matter how many times the have been rejected, heartbroken, or turned down, they still try to find the right partner and still haven’t lost hope in love.
“Oh, she’s a hopeless romantic- which means she is never going to give up on finding true love.”
by Thereallytruedefinitions July 22, 2020
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homelessexual

A person who sleeps with people in order to have somewhere to stay the night. The homelessexual lifestyle involves staying in a relationship in order to stay in a person's house.
I invited Chase over one night after the bar and he never left, I always fall for the homelessexuals.
by Mr. Tickles February 2, 2022
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party 'til you're homeless

A motto that only the best of the partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot
Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless", there's always time to party!!
by that_one_salvi April 4, 2014
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Homeless Jizz

n.) Jizz, cum, semen from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on Sean Hannity's shirt.

v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.

2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.
N: "Hmmm...just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, I bet I just sat in homeless jizz."

V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."
by five_generations May 4, 2009
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hornless unicorn

1. A horse 2. Something trying to be more than it is. This is a popular phrase from Upright Citizen's Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 entitled: The Story of the Toad. The eager horse Harry believes that he is a magical hornless unicorn.
"I'm not a horse, I'm a hornless unicorn!"
by Snarf77 November 1, 2006
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horseass

a female with a huge ass.
like when you see a horse and the first thing you notice is the huge ass brown ass.
by lo August 1, 2004
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