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Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"
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(n) Term used for someone who is laid back and gets picked up easy.

Someone who is full of air and tries to act the opposite.
He told her hi for the first time and now she's on his bed...that girl is hopsy.

She says she's not dating anymore but has five boyfriends
hopsy by kr4zh00 February 25, 2018
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The next big thing. Hipsters are too mainstream nowadays, so become a hopster. A hopster is someone who does everything after it has already become uncool.
Is that guy wearing jean shorts? Wow, what a hopster!
Hopster by The next big thing December 6, 2013
Comes from england and means beer makers son.
Hop.. ingedient of beer
Son.. er son
HOPSON
Hopson by Lee Hopson February 7, 2010
The best partly-underground rapper ever. He raps about real things, what's on his mind, his past, and the things we all know about but don't have the balls to say. He raps about the things that are fucked up about society.
"Hey man, you should really check out the song Nocturnal Rainbows, it's dope!"

"Yeah man its by Hopsin, he's the best!"
Hopsin by Awsamb May 12, 2013

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

hip-hopster

Hipster who is more into hip-hop (The Cool Kids, Spank Rock, A.T.C.Q) than indie rock/electronica. And who's style is a mix of old school 80's with typical hipster staples. Might be seen skating around with their ironic basketball hat.
"Look at Aaron Lacrate spin those underground French hip-hop records, he's so hip-hopster!"
hip-hopster by TataJuJu February 25, 2008