Hook

The west coast version of a Gill. If someone says something stupid, you reserve the right to burn the back of their neck with a quick and forceful hand rub as if you were "hooking" their neck.

Joe: I went to KFC for lunch but all they had was chicken.
Bill: Of course dumbass, it's KFC! Thats a hook!
Joe: This is gonna hurt...

by Taerik January 16, 2008

hook

a curved object for hanging things on, or even being a pirate, perhaps murder.

there was a dead pig hanging on the butchers hook, it made me feel good.

by Lahna January 08, 2007

hooks

1. when u see a friend and give them something u have or have access to and they don't thereby causing them to get excited and say, "HOOKS!"

2. part of a statement to imply to someone that u would like them to give u some of what they got.

1. Statmore girl 1: "Hey, here's the last beer."
Statmore girl 2: "Hooks!"

2. "Hooks with the blunt!"

by CMurder July 09, 2006

hook

a vice lord

man fuck dat hook

by Dirty-G October 06, 2003

on the hook

Owing money.

Grandpa was on the hook for $1,000 after walking through our screen door.

by irrefragable October 04, 2019

hook

(v) The act of hooking, such as a hooker does. That is, fornicating for monetary compensation.

She doesn't have a real job; she hooks for money.

by plasticus March 07, 2004

hooks

a short, midget like being, with the heart of a warrior and a like of Texas (his only shortcoming).

Watch out for that hooks! He is spewing his pro-texan crap again!

by MonkeysAteMyLaundry April 29, 2008