Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.

Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"

by Citychick213 December 22, 2016

Homemade Sandpaper

When the corner sheet of your bed is so hardened by dry cum it takes on the texture of sandpaper.

Susie: So I went over to Chad's last night to sleep with him but when I pulled back his sheet I nearly cut myself on his Homemade Sandpaper.

by Cheesyfondue January 6, 2018

Homemade railgun

When you stick a toothpick in your dick and then ejaculate causing the toothpick to shoot out at high speed

John: Oh my god James you need to try this homemade railgun. It efficient, accurate and it feels good as hell
James: please go see a doctor...

by MyDickHurtsOw March 15, 2021

Homemade whoopie cushion

Blow into ones pussy and push on stomach to queef.

I made my girl a homemade whoopie cushion

by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021

Homemade whorechata

Homemade whorechata is when you cum in a girls mouth and then you sprinkle some cinnamon in her mouth and make her drink it

“Hey Ed thanks for the homemade whorechata, this was your best batch”

by PimpdadddyC June 6, 2021

homemade sock

A piece of fabric that can do anything it can even suck ya dick

You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021

Homemade Oreo

When you jizz in your partners tits and smoosh them together.

Last night Aniya and I made a Homemade Oreo

by BigShik November 7, 2022