Jared Van Houten

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.

Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

by John Brokowski May 20, 2011

Evil Hokuto

The shadow enemy of Hokuto.

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

houtman defense

A defense mechanism used in a political debate that consists of turning the argument into a stereotype about mexicans and other hispanics, or using the stereotype as a parallel to push a point across.

Alex knew he was losing the arguement about rednecks voting bush into office, so he used the houtman defense and simply said well illegal immigrants drive our fruit picking industry.

by Eric Miller September 30, 2007

hogtie

A sexual position whereby the woman (or man) is placed on her/his back on the side or edge of a bed or solid stucture with arms and feet bound together at a point above the belly. The man (or woman) stands up holding the bound arms and feet and proceeds to carry out their business.

Dude, I walked in and saw Iwan giving her a massive hogtie.

by Dudley Langenegger April 24, 2006

HoGunk

The backed up gunk from inside the body of a "ho" or "ho-bag" that's been there for quite sometime.

Damn, she had some hogunk up in the vaginal area.

by honeynova March 7, 2009

hogtastic

Hogtastic is a penis of exemplary size, and taste.

i.e. Kathy, did you know that Tim's penis is hogtastic? Why yes Delia, I did.

by TheFalcon4life October 7, 2011

Houtsa

Houtsa is a kind,sweet,loyal,beautiful, lovable person. If your Houtsa friend she will sit there all day and love you all day. But don't get on her nerves or something bad is going to happen. Also Houtsa has a heart so she will love you for ever.

Girl 1: Whats is your name?
Houtsa: My name is Houtsa.
Girl 1: No wander your so kind,sweet,beautiful.
Houtsa: thanks you so much.

by Ale us January 23, 2020