HOG

A hot old guy, usually looking much like George Clooney or Bradley Pitt.

Jane: DANGG GURL I just saw a HOG!
He was nice and old, just the way I like 'em.

Mary: Aww nice! Break me off a piece o' dat!

by HOGular lover October 14, 2009

Hog

A male genitalia averaging any where from 9" to 13" at some points.

Wow! You really got a hog there.

For god sake!, put that hog away your scaring the children.

by kac2013 January 5, 2011

Hog

The word "hog" is used to describe someone who is dirty and hoggish.
These "hogs" have been seen eating frozen corn from the bag and telling people to "lick it".
Also known as a "swine" or "dirty hog"

Example: You are such a hog! why did you eat all of the corn?

by babybird527 July 16, 2011

HOG

Acronym for a school trained Marine Corps Scout Sniper.

"My senior hogs used to thrash the hell out of me."

by Edward Chavez January 5, 2008

Hogged

The action when someone comes up behind you and sticks their finger up your asshole.

"That guy just came up behind me and stuck his finger up my asshole!"
"Mate, you were hogged!"

by isimif June 22, 2015

Hogs

A pair of big juicy tits

Check out the hogs on her

I want to wallow in the muck with your hogs tonight

by Binzimin September 2, 2018

hogging

1. The action of any man of any stature to hunt, search, identify, and use a slam pig at will. Upon identification of this usually obese and ugly creature, approach it and use the slam pig's lack of self esteem for a man's own sexual use. A slam pig's slef esteem must never rise in order for the species of man to survive, therefore, the man MUST treat the slam pig like that of an actual digusting pig and must dispose of immediately once sexually satisfied.
2. The act of a man getting out of a "slump".
3. Hunting for the slam pig.
4. The act of making your ex girlfriend extremely jealous.

"Dude, I'm so horny. Screw it, I'm goin hogging, I'll see you at the bar later."
"Yee Hawwwwwww"
"Um, wow, well, you know what? Work just called and I have to go to work so you need to leave and my car is broke down and have no money for your cab, sorry, I'll see ya around."

by FancyHancy February 27, 2008